Cartoon confusion

With the many hours of mind numbing cartoons I have been forced to endure over the years, I have drawn some conclusions.......

1. CPS should be over at Dora's parents house for child neglect and endangerment. She is constantly going into dangerous situations with just a monkey to help her!! If I allowed my little ones outside with just our bunny to help them, I would be considered a bad mother. Or at least on the same level as "Octomom".

2. Why does spongebob and Patrick not know how to swim, when they in fact live in the ocean?

3. Is it just me, or does Caillou need a good spanking every now and then?

4.The premise of the Diego show is to go up to wild animals and try to save them. Diego is in fact Dora's cousin, so once again there is a child running around with wild animals and no grown ups to be seen. Also, his best friend is a jaguar. Enough said.

5. Sesame Street still runs some of the same segments as when I was a child. I love the nostalgia.

6. Still trying to figure out the fact that the voice of Elmo is done by a black man.

7.Handy Manny seems politically incorrect to me. A mexican who fixes things. Hmm, maybe they can have an episode where he learns to jump fences.

8. Yo Gabba Gabba..... won't even go there....

9. Disney Mickey Mouse Playhouse, if offensive to the original Mickey Mouse cartoons, angers me everytime I catch a glimpse of it. Pete as Mickey's friend? I think not.

10.Curious George is a bad, bad little monkey. Would you say that a child was curious if it came in your house and made a huge mess? And isnt it rude to leave your monkey wandering around the city?

By now you are thinking that I seriously need to get a life, which I say -"yes please". I have gotten to the point in my life that I have to Netflix any movie or show I want to watch that might be rated higher then "G". I must confess though, I do enjoy cartoons sometimes. Spongebob cracks me up, I get excited when I see a new episode. I also have to confess, I use my children as an excuse to watch cartoons sometimes.
That feels better to get that off my chest, you now know one reason why I have so many kids... It covers up me looking so silly acting like a child.
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?......." Oh, better go!!