kids say the darndest things

My little JoJo came to me the other day and was holding a Barbie. He asked if I could take off her pants. I said "okay". Was thinking to myself "oh isn't that cute he wants to play with his sisters." Then he asked if I could take off her shirt. I started to hesitate, but figured "oh he must want to change her clothes". As I was handing the barbie back to him I asked if he was indeed changing her clothes. He replied "no" and turned to walk away, but I was able to see him smile ,and heard him slyly say "naakkkeedd". I guess I better go hide the barbies now.

Pot calling the kettle....

While I was walking Matthias to his Speech class at the nearby school, I overheard the recess leader yell at the kids ...... "No playing with balls or hula hoops today!" "NO RUNNING!!" " You guys can just stand and talk to your friends." I was grumbling to myself how crappy recess must be to just stand around and not be able to do anything because it was sprinkling a little. Then God had to point something out to me; I had told my other kids at home before I left that they could have recess inside and watch Dora and eat some halloween candy. So I had to realize that at least these kids were outside in some fresh air, while mine were munching and crunching on candy. Yeah no awards that day for homeschooling. :)